This is the life I've always wanted--staying home, enjoying every nook and cranny of our house, planning and being enthusiastic about every meal and snack, painting and writing to my heart's content, napping, and retiring to a cozy bedroom every night, no spouse or partner to argue with, compromise with, prevent me from doing things I like doing, and controlling what I wear and how I look, no public appearances, no books, no corny romance, no sex.