My New Year's resolution is, after having retired in 2015 and having successfully become an urban hermit, to now live in hibernation and in social isolation.

Do not ask me to interpret your dreams.

Do not pull a poem and a novel out of your pocket and ask me to read and comment on them.

Do not request oracle and card readings from me.

Do not ask me for birthday messages and predictions.

Do not ask me to sell you a bottle of gayuma.

Do not ask me to check out the ghosts in your house and neighborhood.

Do not ask me to regress you to a previous lifetime.

Do not ask me whether to pull or not pull the plug on someone's respirator.

Thank you.