TONY PEREZ'S GUIDELINES FOR HIS FACEBOOK FRIENDS FOR THE WEEKEND (SATURDAY, JULY 6 - SUNDAY, JULY 7, 2024):

1) Lit, bottled candles on your altar are an effective form of prayer.

2) Some men will mark their grief over a dead parent by having themselves tattooed. 

3) Do noit climb on chairs or stepladders.

4) Someone will borrow a shirt6 of a certain color from you.

5) Rest after every meal.

6) White wine is good for offering and libation.

7) The most awkward chair makes the most efficient catchall.

8 ) Do not re-invite persons who tag along their children to your house parties.

9) What kind of photos are your eye candy?

10) What is your Friday night pleasure?

11) Imagination flies without wings.

12) A playful toddler brightens up the day.

13) Know when to throw out old house clothes.

14) Appetite occurs in cycles.

15) Never treat yourself to unhealthful food.

16) Install alternative, mood lighting.

17) They who save up money are the most loyal.

18) The deceased will ask for fresh flowers.