TONY PEREZ'S GUIDELINES FOR HIS FACEBOOK FRIENDS FOR THE WEEKEND (SATURDAY,  SEPTEMBER 21 - SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 2024):

1) Stay home and be safe.

2) Take especial care of your back.

3) You cannot go wrong with good cheese.

4) Be patient with finicky children.

5) Chicken is safer than pork.

6) She found no favor abroad.

7) Avoid people who don't treat you well.

8 ) Old flames should never be rekindled.

9) Be hospitable to real friends.

10) Let fresh, drinking water cleanse your body.

11) Serve yourself.

12) Good bakeries give home bakeries low incentives.

13) Clean on a regular basis.

14) Always take time out to breathe.

15) He will come back from abroad only to discover that all plans have changed.

16) Old-fashioned candy is the best.

17) Reorganize your bedroom.

18) See to it that all errands get done.