Ten jobs I've held, one of them is a lie:

1. Dressmaker
2. Quezon City Arts Council member
3. Instructor for the mentally challenged
4. Antique dealer
5. Psychotherapist for the emotionally disturbed
6. Module designer for family planning
7. Extra/bit player in a movie
8. Speech writer for the Department of Agriculture
9. Fashion photographer
10. Heritage conservation program manager