When there are two or more perpetrators, an alibi of lies collapses.
Friday, August 30, 2024
Thursday, August 29, 2024
Wednesday, August 28, 2024
TONY PEREZ'S GUIDELINES FOR HIS FACEBOOK FRIENDS FOR THE COMING WEEK (MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 2 - FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, 2024):
1) Don't even bother to make a list of accomplished faculty members for your department, Very soon it will merely become a roster of dead people.
2) Offer more food and candy than usual on the last day of Hungry Ghosts Month.
3) Beware of extreme cold.
4) Envy is a seven-headed Hydra.
5) After someone says no, never ask him again.
6) It is important to keep in good, physical shape.
7) Never invite people you do not like to a gathering.
8) Always be mindful of what tomorrow may bring.
9) Do not overextend your charity.
10) Favor vegetarian meals.
11) Urban animals cannot survive without human assistance.
12) It is not necessary to have a man Friday.
13) Treat all children, including non-relatives, equally.
14) Some friends are actually burdens.
15) Even candle residue should be disposed of in a dust bin at a crossroads.
16) Never allow others to control you by converting you to their religion.
17) Remember to treat yourself like a very special person.
18) Know and recognize everyone who is loyal to you.
TONY PEREZ'S GUIDELINES FOR HIS FACEBOOK FRIENDS FOR THE WEEKEND (SATURDAY, AUGUST 31 - SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, 2024):
1) Shiny coins make good offerings.
2) Shower after, not before, a haircut. Do nit try to impress your hairdresser.
3) Never go after a prospective lover who expects you to go after him.
4) Incense powder in itself drives off evil spirits.
5) Be still. Be calm. Be centered.
6) Where is downtown for you?
7) Avoid listening to sad songs for now.
8) Leftovers from offerings are best placed in a white plastic bag and disposed of in a dust bin at a crossroads.
9) It is useless to repair a broken heart.
10) Keep only a short wish list.
11) You are not required to treat friennds equally,
12) Many suspicions are usually unfounded.
13) Even the simplest event or activity should be well-planned.
14) A bucket list should contain only your top priorities and no whimsical entries.
15) Always give good closure to Hungry Ghosts Month.
16) Pay attention even to apparently insignificant dreams.
17) Stop buying junk.
18) Keep your temper in check.
Sunday, August 25, 2024
Thursday, August 22, 2024
TONY PEREZ'S GUIDELINES FOR HIS FACEBOOK FRIENDS FOR THE WEEKENED (SATURDAY, AUGUST 24 - SUNDAY, AUGUST 25. 2024):
1) Do not leave lit candles unattended.
2) Is your room as cheaply decorated as a faculty room?
3) The spirits of children like red candy and red soda.
4) He sleeps when you are awake, he is awake when you sleep.
5) Chili pepper can give you na coughing fit.
6) Hungry ghosts are able to fulfill fervent wishes.
7) A typical weekend should be relaxing rather than stressful.
8) Allow yourself to be used, but do not allow yourself to be abused.
9) The color of the week is white,.
10) Never disappoint a child.
11) Spirits prefer silence to sounds.
12) Umbrellas should always be handy on rainy days and nights.
13) Try a slow ride through a cemetery.
14) Wash your hands regularly and properly.
15) Offerings should always contain fresh drinking water and sweets.
16) Locate a pair of masks at the entrance to your house.
17) Check all bags and purses before disposing of them.
18) Hauntings will begin with thumping noises.
Saturday, August 17, 2024
Thursday, August 15, 2024
Wednesday, August 14, 2024
Tuesday, August 13, 2024
Keys to a simple life, peace, and happiness:
--I prefer to be the person sitting in the audience, watching the show.
--I prefer to be the person reading the book at home.
--I prefer to be the person admiring the painting in a gallery.
--I prefer to be the person following the headlines.
Monday, August 12, 2024
Sunday, August 11, 2024
One Message For One Of 3,700 Friends, One Every Night Of The Year
You with two syllables in your name: Persons you expect much from are not perfect; they will cause you minor disappointments. This is normal. Sit back and relax. Know that you are not perfect either.
Saturday, August 10, 2024
Friday, August 9, 2024
One Message For One Of 3,700 Friends, One Every Night Of The Year
Thursday, August 8, 2024
TONY PEREZ'S GUIDELINES FOR HIS FACEBOOK FRIENDS FOR THE WEEKEND (SATURDAY, AUGUSYT10 - SUNDAY, AUGUST 11, 2024):
1) Do not backslide or regress to old habits.
2) Always have a stock of green tea.
3) Adolescence is normally awkward.
4) Never give a friend too much of anything.
5) A former classmate confesses his obsession,
6) After you say no, the same opportunity will never present itself again.
7) You will hear the voices of the gnomes, but, when you look, you will see nothing.
8 ) Do not allow a crush to impede your long-term plans for yourself.
9) Throw away what you cannot repurpose or recycle.
10) Your house will always need something to get done.
11) How do you get rid of unwanted visitors?
12) When you shop, buy only what you need, and be the richer for it.
13) Rediscover broccoli.
14) Someone will invite you to the theater.
15) Go easy on salt and shrimp paste.
16) Dispose of trash regularly.
17) Reward yourself for accomplishing difficult tasks.
18) Avoid the temptation to abuse a friendship.
One Message For One Of 3,700 Friends, One Every Night Of The Year
Wednesday, August 7, 2024
One Message For One Of 3,7-00 Friens, One Every Night Or The Year
You with five and you with six syllables in your names: Be vigilant. Someone is coveting something you possess, and is planning to take it from you.
Tuesday, August 6, 2024
One Message For One Of 3,700 Friends, One Every Night Of The Year
Monday, August 5, 2024
One Message For One Of 3,700 Friends,. One Every Night Of The Year
You with seven syllables in your name: Be forewarned. People are thinking of poking into your wallet.
Saturday, August 3, 2024
One Message For One Of 3,700 Friends, One Every Night Of The Year
You with five and you with eleven syllables in your name: Hydrate yourself even in rainy weather. Throat afflictions will become common.
Friday, August 2, 2024
One Mesasage For One Of 3,700 Friends, One Every Night Of The Year
TONY PEREZ'S GUIDELINES FOR HIS FACEBOOK FRIENDS FOR THE WEEKEND (SATURDAY, AUGUST 3 - SUNDAY, AUGUST 4, 2024)|
1) All wands should continue pointing to the ground.
2) Children will not forget your pledge to take them shopping.
3) Keep your poise even in unguarded moments.
4) A cheap ingredient ruins an entire dish.
5) A neighbor's wife is considering borrowing money from you.
6) Do not shuffle your Tarot cards like playing cards and casino cards. They will become irreparably damaged because they do not contain plastic or synthetic material for frequent use.
7_ Never beg a servant to come back.
8 ) Do not allow your past to dictate your present and your future.
9) Stock up on candles, tea lights, and joss sticks.
10) A friend unseen is easily and soon forgotten.
11) A satisfying meal will always make your day.
12) It is most enjoyable to read a good book on a rainy night.
13) Consider having a completely mirrored wall.
14) Cut down on soda and on sweets.
15) Does normal jewelry work for you as well as talismans do?
16) There are nights when the men will want to sing.
17) Make your bed as cozy a place to be in as possible.
18) A busy house is a blessed house.
Thursday, August 1, 2024
One Message For One Of 3,600 Friends,. One Every Night Of The Year
You with two syllables in your name: Do not keep others waiting if only to show them how important you are. They will resent it for a lifetime.