TONY PEREZ'S GUIDELINES FOR HIS FACEBOOK FRIENDS FOR THE WEEKEND (SATURDAY, AUGUST 31 - SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, 2024):

1) Shiny coins make good offerings.

2) Shower after, not before, a haircut. Do nit try to impress your hairdresser.

3) Never go after a prospective lover who expects you to go after him.

4) Incense powder in itself drives off evil spirits.

5) Be still. Be calm. Be centered.

6) Where is downtown for you?

7) Avoid listening to sad songs for now.

8) Leftovers from offerings are best placed in a white plastic bag and disposed of in a dust bin at a crossroads.

9) It is useless to repair a broken heart.

10) Keep only a short wish list.

11) You are not required to treat friennds equally,

12) Many suspicions are usually unfounded.

13) Even the simplest event or activity should be well-planned.

14) A bucket list should contain only your top priorities and no whimsical entries.

15) Always give good closure to Hungry Ghosts Month.

16) Pay attention even to apparently insignificant dreams.

17) Stop buying junk.

18) Keep your temper in check.