TONY PEREZ'S GUIDELINES FOR HIS FACEBOOK FRIENDS FOR THE WEEKEND (SATURDAY, OCTOBER 26 - SUNDAY, OCTOBER 27, 2024):

1) Keep yourself cool on deceptively hot nights,

2) If goblins had underground chambers beneath your house, where would the portals be?

3) Never give your family the raw deal.

4) Try a home-made jack-o-lantern for a change.

5) Continue to budget your money well.

6) Identify the sources of the itch.

7) The metal of the month is tin.

8) Old-fashioned toys will fascinate you.

9) Do not invite people who are constantly late.

10) Enjoy a Halloween trip through Chinatown.

11) The Chinese goddess protects your home from the entry of negative spirits.

12) It is a good idea to invest in south sea pearls.

13) Your floor should be clean enough for anyone to lie down on.

14) Try Halloween cookie cutters.

15) The hungry deserve a meal.

16) It is fine to have someone with his third eye open at home.

17) Too much fish sauce is bad for the health.

18) Keep yourt feet well-exercised.