TONY PEREZ'S GUIDELINES FOR HIS FACEBOOK FRIENDS FOR THE COMING WEEK MONDAY, OCTOBER 28 - FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 2024):

1) Office awards end up being so much trash.

2) Avoid eating spoiled fruit.

3) Academics are the worst users of all.

4) When stressed out, sleep rather than eat.

5) Brownies make a snack comeback.

6) "It ran one step ahead/
As we followed in the dance/"

7) Go easy on perfume.

8 ) Watch out against freeloaders.

9) This is not  the month for weddings.

10) You will desire new pairs of shoes.

11) Always put up a good front.

12) Favor real gemstones only.

13) Plan to serve pie.

14) Be selective with seafood.

15) Even this early, start preparing for the last month of the year.

16) An unusual invitation arrives.

17) Teamwork counts.

18) Oversleep if you have to.