I no longer schedule coffee meetings with facebook Friends I've never met. I've observed, over the past few years, that strangers are terribly disappointed at how ordinary I am and that, all the while, they'd been expecting to meet someone:

--Mephistophelean
--Possibly oversexed
--Spouting lessons in magic
--Very eccentric in all possible ways

Instead they get to meet someone who:

--Is wearing a T-shirt and no jewelry
--Makes no advances of any kind
--Prefers banana splits to romance and makes no references to magic
--Could very well be their inconspicuous, next-door neighbor