Retirement bliss is:

--Waking up late in the morning and then lolling in bed for another hour or two

--Having two-hour lunches, two-hour dinners, and two-hour showers
--Feeling that I am actually being paid for doing nothing

--Writing and painting because I want to, not because I have to

--Shopping

--Boosting existing collections I am still passionate about

--Entertaining only my family and myself, not friends

--Thinking, saying, and doing only what I want

--Feeling completely free from all expectations, including my own

--Abandoning the updating of my curriculum vitae

--Observing how envy and jealousy manifest in others